Chocolate!
I was watching our local television news this morning when a cute young thing read a very interesting report. Evidently, according to the latest medical research, women who eat a serving of chocolate each week have a significantly lower risk of heart problems. Honest, that’s what the report said.
About lunch time, I realized that I hadn’t had my serving of chocolate this week. The next thing I knew a package of chocolate chips was right there in my hand. How convenient! Now the medical report didn’t say how much chocolate a serving entailed, so I decided to start with a handful. After all, didn’t our forefathers live on handfuls of food prior to the invention of silverware? And isn’t the human heart just about the size of a human fist? To be safe I ate second handful.
Thank goodness my husband wasn’t home for lunch today. You don’t eat handfuls of chocolate chips in front of husbands. My dog wanted his own heart-healthy serving, but as I always tell him, “Chocolate is doggy poison.” Luckily for women everywhere, chocolate is a vitamin.
Q4U: Any diet tips for the holidays?
Blessings! Sue
You’re very persuasive, Lynn!
yeah, Sue……glad to see you are coming around to my way of thinking
You’re right! Holidays definitely deserve to be diet-free!
Haha Sue……..snagged – lol. That’s what happens when your husband can see your blog
I have ALWAYS liked dark chocolate better than milk chocolate – who knew I was just eating healthy!!!
I don’t think “diet” and “holidays” belong in the same sentence…………but you’re the writer, so who am I to say……….
You’re kidding? My wife? Chocolate?